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2003-04-10 - 11:46 a.m. Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)! Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature Stage One: To begin your plan, you must first seduce a Baron. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Norman? Stage Two: Next, you will disrupt Crown Council. This will cause countless hordes of Mercenary Soldiers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Evil, as lesser men whisper your name in terror. Stage Three: Finally, you will Unleash your Trebuchet of Doom, bringing about Nightmares for every Man, Woman and Child. This will all be done from a Big Bad Barony, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god. Trust us, it'll all come together in the end. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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